Don't be too paranoid about becoming an April fool ...

EVER since the residents of the ancient city of Troy made the belated discovery that their lovely wooden horse statue contained a surprise inside, people have perpetrated hoaxes and have also been paranoid about becoming the victim of a prank.
April 1, or April Fool’s Day, is coming up and while it is typically just a day for kids to tell parents their shoelaces are open, there are plenty of people out there who believe there are sinister, super- intelligent powers controlling things from behind the scenes.