Where the magic happens

IT’S FOUR days before this year’s Brown Thomas Cork Christmas window is due to be unveiled and I’m stuck in the middle of it.
And I mean. Really. Stuck. Thankfully, black blinds separate me from the street so I’m spared the ignominy of having school kids pointing and chortling at me as I half-dangle over the side of Cinderella’s carriage. All around me are long-limbed mannequins with cascading silver hair festooned with diamonds: mannequins that swoon, mannequins that orgasm, mannequins with jewel-encrusted eyelashes and hip dreadlocked beehives.