Southfork and stetsons return to our screens

It’s back.

And so are the sluts, drunks, silly hats and boardroom battles. It can only be Dallas, says a thrilled Sharon Crowe

Hello darlin’ — yes, he’s back. They are all back. Well, the ones that aren’t dead, anyway. And with some new ones. Dallas.! On telly! Just like the Eighties, except with added guy-candy to lure in younger viewers.!