Kingdom of Plants
Sky Atlantic, 6pm
David Attenborough introduces the second of three programmes from Kew Gardens in London. Among the topics he delves into is the little known ability of some plants to actually move their parts. He also employs high tech UV-sensitive cameras to show patterns on flowers that are even more mesmerising than what you can see with the naked eye.
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
Channel 4, 7.20pm
The third and final instalment of Peter Jackson’s masterful adaptation of JRR Tolkien’s books. As the forces of darkness look like they are about to prevail, the little hobbits strike a blow for all that’s decent in the world.
Daniel Craig stars in this enjoyable thriller about an ambitious young drug dealer who gets dragged into all sorts of unintended business.
Franc’s DIY Brides
RTÉ One, 8.30pm
Melissa Flynn and Michael Morrissey have seven children between them, and have waited 20 years to get married. The Tramore couple have a budget of €6,000 for Peter ‘Franc’ Kelly to help realise their dream day.
Channel 4, 9pm
Superb sci-fi thriller with a real original feel from South African director Neill Blomkamp. A group of aliens who crash-landed on Earth find themselves confined to a township where they face prejudice and harassment from the authorities.
The Diamond Jubilee Concert
BBC One, 7.30pm
From Elizabeth II’s perspective, it is unlikely that tonight’s concert from in front of Buckingham Palace will match her visit to the world-famous English Market, but the event does offer an eclectic mix of performers. Marking the British royal’s 60 years on the throne will be such figures as pop princess Jessie J, the living god that is Stevie Wonder, and Grace Jones, a woman whose demeanour is probably as far from Elizabeth’s as you could find. Hopefully somebody will manage to get some footage of a backstage encounter between the two.
BBC Two, 8pm
Another week of the top nature show includes footage from a family of peregrine falcons who have taken to living in an urban area.
Come Dine With Me Kerry
The dinner party series makes a return to the Kingdom as another five strangers get to know each other across the table. In tonight’s episode, hairdresser Audrey Logue-Duggan is the hostess with the mostest, providing food and grub for music teacher Sean Treacy, interior designer Melissa Perry, barman Stephen Leane and yoga teacher Dervil Fleming. They make for an eclectic bunch, and the karmic blessings of the yoga teacher later in the week are balanced nicely by Sean’s attempts to serve his guests the best cabbage in the county.
Jimmy And The Giant Supermarket
Channel 4, 9pm
Rare breed pig farmer Jimmy Doherty continues his efforts to produce higher welfare versions of three of Tesco’s own brand product at the same price. In this episode, he concentrates on the supermarket giant’s sausage, which sells in the millions. He visits Tesco supplying farms to find out how they make their sausages and looks for ways to use free-range pigs reared to higher welfare standards in his own bangers.
The Battle of Britain
BBC Two, 9pm
Repeat of the excellent documentary in which Ewan McGregor and his brother Colin tell the story of the legendary WWII air battles that helped turn the war in Britain’s favour. While the actor provides star power and narration, his brother is actually the key to the programme. He’s in the RAF and gets to fly planes from the war era, explaining to us the issues involved in handling a Spitfire in the heat of battle.
Dublin Airport: Life Stories
This new six-part series follows a number of stories at Dublin Airport, from passengers to security staff to airline employees. The first episode was recorded around St Patrick’s Day, and includes an encounter with the family and friends of young girl Zara who has been in the US for stem-cell treatment. We also meet a grandfather who is eager to see his grandson for the first time.
All In The Best Possible Taste With Grayson Perry
Channel 4, 10pm
Major artist Grayson Perry explores the concept of taste and why people wear and choose certain things. In Sunderland, he looks at men’s working-class tastes, from cars and body art to football and gyms. On a night out with the local ladies, he also gets to indulge his transvestism, before inviting those he met down to London for the unveiling of a tapestry inspired by his northern experiences.
Cork v Tipperary
Live coverage of the Munster U21 hurling quarter-final from Páirc Uí Chaoimh in Cork.
A chat with Danny Maidhcí Ó Súilleabháin from Cúil Aodha. As well as Danny’s own singing career that has seen him perform at venues all over the world, the show also delves into his family’s rich cultural tradition and the household’s connection with Seán Ó Riada.
BBC Two, 8.30pm
Carol Klein has tips on propagation, while Monty Don gets through a heap of viewers’ questions from his base at Longmeadow.
BBC Four, 9pm
The second episode of the three-part series looks at the heyday of the punk movement, from 1976 to ’78. Right-minded people everywhere were left tut-tutting as the Sex Pistols led the way with their shock and awe assault on the music industry and traditional values. In their wake came the marvellous music of such groups as the Clash and the Jam, and while punk itself began to run out of steam by 1978, we see how it still managed to inspire a richly talented generation of new bands. Contributors include John Lydon, Paul Weller and Sioxsie Sioux.
British comedy actor Simon Pegg stars in a tale of a London cop who has been transferred to a small town. Produces a few laughs without ever really striking gold.