Ask Audrey: Douglas Road Stunners won't collect kids from school

Sorting out Cork people for ages 

It’s getting angry on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Don’t Answer When the School Rings In Case We Have to Bring Our Kids Home for the Day. Kiera_ImGettingAFacialAt11 said she’s not paying 85 grand a year in tax just so some cowardly teacher can fling her little Hugo back at her because he has a persistent cough, fever and fatigue. 

Alannah_DontBecomeATeacherSo said she’s been reported to the guards for shouting ‘I pay your wages bitch’ when the headmistress rang for her to come to pick up her little Hugo. (We all have little Hugos.) Norry ‘ mams’ have no problem picking up their kids early — they’re only watching Corrie and eating a sharing pack of Doritos anyway — but people like me on the Douglas Road are incredibly busy living our best lives. Do you think it would be ok to give a fake number to the school?