Colm O'Regan: I agonised over buying Gravity X jeans for so long, they went out of fashion

"My children are cool now. I find myself saying nonsensical sentences like, ‘Would you rather be FROZEN than COOL?’"

‪Comedian and Irish Examiner columnist Colm O'Regan pictured in Cork. Picture: Denis Minihane.

The wheel of life. It just turns, doesn’t it? These days it’s the Big Coat Debate. 

Every morning the Youngest brings to court a complex set of legal arguments about why she shouldn’t have to wear the Big Coat and each morning I am underprepared.