Suzanne Harrington: How a pelvic floor app has transformed my friend’s life

"At last, amid the oceans of pointless bro-tech, an app that benefits the connective tissue of the middle-aged lady."

A Sheela Na Gig, found at Tracton, and currently resident at Cork Public Museum: a pro gamer in another life?

I KNOW this is meant to be Christmassy, but having dinner with a friend after the cinema, instead of discussing the catatonic Finnish love story we’ve just watched, she tells me that she has gamified her vagina.

Reader, I was not expecting this. I choke on a chip, having momentarily confused gamified with monetised.