Suzanne Harrington: I've just signed an NDA for my next job — at Glastonbury

People watch the Arcadia show at the Glastonbury Festival site at Worthy Farm in Pilton on June 25, 2017 near Glastonbury, England.

I’m off to Glastonbury. Not as a punter, or a journalist — but as a volunteer.

Instead of a frenzy of clicking last November when the 142,000 tickets went on sale — they sell out literally in minutes, giving you about the same odds of bagging one as finding a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket in your KitKat — I’ll be one of the 63,000 people working there, from Elton John to the poo-truck operators.