I'd like to see Kick the Can remade as a TV show. It has to be better than The Floor is Lava

It was a slightly confusing game we played in Deerpark CBS where you kicked the empty coke can on the ground and then got the shite kicked out of you

'What other children’s games could make it into TV?' Picture: Roger Kenny Photography

It’s that time of year isn’t it? When you kind of watch any old thing that’s on, slumped indoors, an Irish human bear scratching around in the den in mid-Hibernia-nation.

In the old days, when there was less telly to watch, it could be anything from Mart and Market to The Sullivans. (An Australian soap opera set during World War II that travelled at the same pace in time as World War II)