Colm O'Regan: I'm in Dublin as long as I'm in Cork — I worry my Corkness will fade

'...like Marty McFly in Back to the Future when he starts to fade from the family photo when it looks like there’s a danger his own mother might want to shift him?'

Irish Examiner columnist, writer and comedian Colm O'Regan.

It’s official. I am in Dublin for as long as I was in Cork. 22 years in each.

Maybe not to the exact day but roughly, give or take a J1, a few months throwing shapes at being a labourer in London and a few more months in other countries pretending to know about computers.