Colm O'Regan: One of my life goals is getting rid of old photos with my resting bitch face

Life goals: there are different types. When people ask about what I’d like to achieve before I die, I suppose I have a few cliched goals: To have done my best to help my family be happy and fulfilled, to feel I’ve left this planet having tried to do right and to have gained respect in the columnist community for the truth I speak to Power, or at least the truthful message I left with Power’s secretary asking Power to call me if they get a chance.

But mainly I just want to do three manageable things. Get rid of the brown coins, clear out the attic and sort out all the photos in my Dropbox.