Denis Lehane: UCC's Quad is a fine plot where a few sheep or bullocks would happily graze

If I were the person in charge of UCC, I'd wave my Harry Potter wand in the morning and have that quadrant section fenced off in the blink of an eye.
When I was growing up, I had a lot of trouble with the English language. 'You still do!' you might quip.
I had a lot of trouble with geography too, and Irish as well.