Denis Lehane: I'm the man to run the Queen's farm

The English monarch is in search of a new farm manager, and your ladyship, look no further, writes Farming columnist Denis Lehane.

My first act as farm manager would be to rid the Queen's estate of sheep. File picture

Today is Queen Elizabeth's lucky day. The English monarch is in search of a new farm manager, and your ladyship, look no further.

I'm available with almost immediate effect. I can have my bags packed by this afternoon. The farm here can look after itself. It usually does. I can be on a Ryanair flight out from Farranfore before you can holler "Jack Robinson!"