​​​​​Farmers top the poll in marriage to nurses and teachers

It confirmed what I had suspected all along, that nurses and teachers find us farmers irresistible

Happy farmer! It’s more than likely that she is a nurse or a teacher.

Great news today, especially for nurses and teachers. Chances are, when the time comes to marry, the fellow you will end up with will be someone like me! A dark, handsome rogue of a farmer.

And how do I know this? Well, not too long ago, I was privy to some exciting
information taken from a recent census, titillating stuff, the kind of information that only investigative journalists like me can uncover.