Denis Lehane: Never mind pour-on for calves. The farmer could do with cleaning wonder juice!
One of the greatest sources of trouble, for the smooth running of any farming enterprise, can be the insistence of a wife or mother that the farmer remains clean.
Having been up to my eyeballs in rearing a dozen calves over the past couple of months, my wife’s constant request that I wash myself whenever I appeared in the home has me driven to distraction.
