Cattle mart report: Cattle sales on the up, but small calves, like Beckham’s emails, should stay at home

It looks like David Beckham won’t be receiving a knighthood anytime soon.

Poor old Golden Balls and his bundle of emails. You couldn’t but have pity for the multi-millionaire ex-footballer.

Who would have guessed of Beckham that literature would be his downfall? Anyway, I guess it just goes to show that the word can be mightier than the sword.