Is L’Amour est dans le pré the French answer for lonely Irish farmers?

I love romance. And luckily for me, I found it. I have a woman who does all my cooking and cleaning. She looks after me to an all-merciful degree. She ensures no harm comes to me. And if that’s not romance, well then, I don’t know what is.

Anyhow, not every fellow is as blessed as I am in the love department.

In rural Ireland today, there are vast swathes of single men biting at the bit for the chance to sidle up to that most rare of delectable creatures, namely the single unattached female.