No proposals for my three acres

There was this movie many moons ago called ‘Indecent Proposal,’ in which Robert Redford offered Demi Moore one million dollars if she would sleep with him.

Now when I say ‘sleep’ with him, I hope you understand, it wasn’t that Redford was asking her to join him in the bed for a big night of snoring. He wasn’t after putting down a hard day in the bog, fit for nothing more than to cock his toes to the sky.

Without wanting to be crude, ‘twas a night of canooding Redford had in mind, with little by way of sleep planned or envisioned.