Life is falling apart without my missing mobile

My mobile phone has gone missing, and my life has become unbearable.

I remember the day three years ago when my missus presented me with the little silvery gizmo.

It was a birthday gift, and while I feigned a smile and thanked her as much as I could, inside I was crying. The gift of the mobile phone, I believed, had been a horrible mistake, I simply didn’t like the idea of being so contactable.