Christmas excess in alternate Oirland

THIS is the last week of the office party season, and the hotels and function rooms of Snugabheen show no signs of easing off, after what many insiders felt was a slow start.

“We were surprised at just how little trade we were doing in Christmas parties at the start of the season.”

“We assumed as soon as we put up the decorations in June, we would get the punters,” commented former priest turned publican, Pat ‘The Priest’ Back, owner of the Spanish themed pub and tapas bar, Come On Senors.