Our kitchen has become Central Perk, except without the sofa or the glamour

"With the possible exception of Roy Keane, who consistently presents as a furiously disappointed PE teacher, football punditry has elevated blokespeak"

Here is some more advice for all the middle aged men on dating websites

Wading through online dating profiles Suzanne begs for an end to photos of lycra clad men and dead fish

In lockdown, we established a new groove to our lives. A simpler one.

"Dominic Cummings’ revelations gave us a frisson of schadenfreude – words now banned in Brexit Britain as foreign and unpatriotic – but unlike Cummings, Johnson is still here."

Teenagers have sex. Empower them, and they will have it when they’re ready, not before

"Let’s not all stampede back to how it was before, though"

You know when we talk about sustainability and how it makes us worried that we are not doing enough to reduce our carbon footprint? Of course, we recognise this feeling.

It’s immature, it stifles debate, it nails shut the lids of our echo chambers