ANYBODY who happened to listen in to a particular RTÉ radio programme during the week would be forgiven for thinking they had come across another appeal for some Third World country hit by another disaster.

THE revelations from the Travers Report this week into the nursing homes debacle could be a worthy episode from Yes, Minister, except that the title would have to be changed.

CORK city has become dotted with something resembling an outbreak of big black mumps which many foreign visitors probably imagine to be an avant-garde art exhibition staged as part of the European Capital of Culture programme.

TRANSPORT Minister Martin Cullen is not known as a penny-pincher, certainly not where the taxpayer’s money is concerned.

IT SAYS a lot when the country’s Human Rights Commission (HRC) is worried about Justice Minister Michael McDowell’s daft idea about recruiting wannabe gardaí.

WHILE it's some consolation to the public that Ray Burke won't be admiring the north Dublin trees for a few months, the fact remains that he'll make more money than most of us during his sojourn in Arbour Hill prison for tax offences.

IT'S just as well that Dubya's attention was focused on blowing up balloons for his inauguration party yesterday, or he might have noticed that Taoiseach Bertie Ahern was trying to slip a fast one by him.

NORTHERN Ireland chief constable Hugh Orde has been put on a par with the Pope. Like His Holiness speaking ex cathedra when he addresses matters of faith and morals, Mr Orde has been vested with the quality of infallibility since pronouncing that the IRA was responsible for beggaring the Northern Bank in Belfast.