It's called Coláiste Eamonn Rís and girls go there now too

Like a swanky new dishwasher tablet, it works on two levels

I use that for insects, especially butterflies. If the hoors’ll stay still.

"The Second Half isn’t just a decline. There’s renewal too."

"A city pub on a Sunday afternoon with Coke and Taytos and BBC football on the telly with their different typefaces. Who could ask for more?"

"I may have opened a Pandora’s Box. I can’t remember how we drifted onto it. It could have been that I was trying to ration the cartoons and suggested some music instead."

I love these videos of a poundshop for a combination of reasons

Somewhere after Dromahane, I got stuck behind a gaggle of cyclists.

'I imagine comedians everywhere felt that slap.'

I’d forgotten how much I like Belfast.