The sands of time pass slowly in Venezuela’s Los Roques

VENEZUELA, which is on the shoulder of South America that opens out to the Caribbean Sea, is famous for its beaches.

The sands of time pass slowly in Venezuela’s Los Roques

But Los Roques, an archipelago of hundreds of islands and rocks, and a national park, is not widely known about outside Venezuela.

Los Roques is beautiful and unadulterated, like a castaway island in a cartoon strip, with green, glassy lagoons, quiet coves and miles and miles of pristine, soft, white sand. Apart from the islands’ physical beauty, their great glory is that they’re uninhabited.

Los Roques is what the Caribbean was like before tourism. Tourists who take the 45-minute flight to Los Roques from Caracas, Venezuela’s capital, can set off from their accommodation in the morning, and have their lunches delivered to them in a cooling box, while they idle the day away on their own deserted island.

The place is devoid of cruise ships. It has one town, of 1,600 people, on Gran Roque, which doesn’t have paved roads. There are no cars, except for water trucks and battered golf carts; no big hotels, nor chintzy boutiques selling T-shirts and beach gear; no noisy bars, just the deep blue sea, and, for some reason, many Italians among the 60,000 annual visitors.

Visitors are billeted in posadas, which are like small guesthouses, or renovated fishermen’s huts. None of the buildings on Los Roques are higher than a storey. Many have direct access to a beach. Breakfast can be taken outdoors, under beach grape trees.

It is tailor-made for a honeymoon couple. But there are not many activities beyond snorkelling, windsurfing, and fishing. Children can run amok, but beaches offer little shelter from the sun, so for a more family-orientated beach holiday, Isla de Margarita, a 30-minute flight from Caracas, is the spot. The island has dozens of incredible, sandy beaches with tree-lined shelter along its 106 miles of coastline, and duty-free shopping.

The temperature on the island never becomes unbearably hot — 81°F (27°C) — as the 50-odd beaches are bathed by a refreshing offshore breeze. Its winds make the island a haven for windsurfing and kite-surfing, particularly the beach at El Yaque; there is also good surfing at Parguito, while the bohemian party set cavorts around the beach bars of El Agua. The waves on most of the beaches make for great lolling-around. The sea’s currents, however, are deceptively strong.

The island, with mile after mile of coral reef, lends itself to excellent snorkelling. A day trip, with the local fishermen-cum-diving-guides, to one of the neighbouring islands that surround Isla de Margarita, is wonderful. Aboard a small, wooden peñero — the traditional local fishing boat, painted in rainbow colours, and measuring about 30 feet — you’ll be whisked out to sea over the surf on a white-knuckle ride. On arrival, the diving justifies any sea-sickness, as you can while away an hour or two floating amongst an underwater kingdom with fish of every colour and shape.

Isla de Margarita has a proud separatist history. In 1814, it became the first Venezuelan territory to rid itself of Spanish rule, and it was on the island that Simón Bolívar, the man who brought independence to large tracts of South America — including Venezuela, Colombia, Panama, Ecuador, Peru and Bolivia — was confirmed as commander-in-chief of the new republic, la gran Colombia. In all, he commanded rebel forces in 35 victorious battles.

The legacy of the country’s old colonial ruler is evident in the architecture on Isla de Margarita. Away from the resorts and the island’s hillside barrios (shantytowns), its more fashionable houses have that distinctive, cool, alluring brick-and-tile-work of the Spanish colonial residence. The island’s villages are in the old colonial style, too, with a main plaza and cathedral predominating. Some 95% of Venezuelans are Catholic. To paraphrase Billy Connolly, a saunter through the villages’ market stalls will make you think that you’ve never seen so many religious trinkets you didn’t want to buy.

Most of the island’s 420,000 residents live along the coast, which surrounds a lush, green, mountainous interior; but you don’t have to hack through the island’s foliage to come across the region’s wildlife. Harmless lizards and iguanas amble in full view, the slowness of their movement in step with the islanders’ casual shuffle.

Venezuelans are laidback and extroverted. ‘Mañana’ doesn’t translate as tomorrow; it denotes some indeterminate time in the future. They point at things and pass on directions with an insouciant shrug of their lips. They have a familiarity with each other that is beguiling. My wife is Venezuelan. One of her friends is called La Gorda (the fat one) by everyone, including her husband. Exuberance is their default mood. During election time on the mainland, candidates wave, clap hands, give the thumbs-up, clench fists, or clutch their hearts dramatically on profile photos. But status anxiety is at record levels in Venezuela.

There is a craze among young, working-class men, for instance, to get fake dental braces for cosmetic purposes. Anyone with the wherewithal to have them, even if they’ve been put onto teeth with glue, in a back alley shop, must be a good catch. Venezuelan women are preoccupied with physical appearance. According to the Venezuelan Society of Plastic Surgeons, 40,000 get breast implants every year. Mannequins in shop windows have big boobs, tiny waists and sculpted rears.

Teenage girls seeking to become the next Miss Venezuela (the country has won more Miss World competitions than any other rival) go to extraordinary lengths to keep their weight down, including putting patches on their tongues to prevent them from eating solids.

The country has been blessed and cursed by oil. It has the biggest oil reserves in the world, outside of the Middle East. It costs less to fill a tank at a petrol station than it does to buy a bottle of water, but the country’s gushing oil geezers have led to endemic corruption. Money drains out of Venezuela into offshore accounts. The country’s elite flies to Miami for weekend shopping sprees.

The poor — stoked by Hugo Chávez’s divisive, socialist revolution, which began with his election as president in December, 1998, and continues under the stewardship of his successor, Nicolás Maduro — have become increasingly agitated. Violence has soared. Middle class couples don’t wear their wedding rings, for fear of being robbed. Locals in Caracas say that traffic lights at night-time are “a suggestion”. Posters along streets warn people: “Don’t pay kidnappers,” while assuring potential victims that 95% of kidnapped people return alive.

Many cars are fitted with bulletproof panels or tracking devices, in case of hijack. Restaurants carry prominent signs telling its patrons “it is prohibited to carry firearms”.

Caracas has one of the highest murder rates of any city in the world. The Venezuelan Observatory of Violence put the number of homicides nationwide at 25,000 for 2013; up from 4,550 murders in 1998, the year Chávez came to power. How the charismatic former president militarised Venezuelan life is unsettling. Soldiers are the most prominent sight when you arrive at airports. My wife’s two younger sisters received military training in their convent school. This included lessons about guns and grenades, drill practice, and demonstration in how best to crawl on their bellies in a war zone.

It is a shame. Caracas, which has a population of 7m, isn’t a postcard-beautiful city. It has too much concrete, and the worst kind — dilapidated and crumbling, from its heyday in the 1970s, but it’s so overrun with foliage that it has a strange allure to it, and, of course, the mighty Avila Mountain overlooks the city.

It’s higher than Rio de Janeiro’s Sugar Loaf and is home to 200 species of bird. Caraqueños say the Avila regulates the mood of the city. It’s their lung. Sometimes it looks sad and dark, other times stunning and bright. People personify it in conversation, and talk about it regularly, like the way Irish people wonder what the day’s weather will bring.

Venezuela has so much to offer tourists. It’s a vast country, with huge contrasts. It has the Andes Mountains, the Amazon jungle, cowboy country in Los Llanos, and the incredible Orinoco River coursing through it, but a visit to the country is incomplete without a trek to see Angel Falls, the world’s highest uninterrupted waterfall.

Words can’t do it justice. It’s 19 times higher than Niagara Falls. Part of its charm is its remoteness. Most Venezuelans have yet to see it, as it’s so expensive to fly there; it’s 1,000 miles from Caracas, in the heart of Canaima National Park, which is bigger than Munster. The other route to it is by water, which involves a boat ride up the Churan River.

The waterfall’s surrounding wildlife is a biologist’s dream, with every hue of exotic bird, on a par, apparently, with the Galapagos.

As with many of Venezuela’s spectacular tourist spots, the waterfalls doesn’t have an interpretative centre or cafes at their base, only boulders for sitting, natural pools of clear water for bathing, and the dense, dark jungle as a backdrop.

It’s best to visit during the rainy season (May to November), because the river will be high enough to navigate if you’re going by boat, and to ensure that the waterfall isn’t just a trickle. The only word of caution for the tourist is that you’re at the mercy of the weather gods as to what you may or may not see. Some days, it can be shrouded by cloud; other days, when the winds whip up, it’s hard to see for all the mist in the air.

It was ‘discovered’ by an American aviator, Jimmie Angel, who happened upon it in the late-1930s by accident. Chávez tried to re-name it in 2009, according to its indigenous roots, as Kerepakupai Vená (“waterfall of the deepest place”), as it springs from the wonderfully named Mountain of the God of Evil.

Flights

It takes about 13 or 14 hours to fly from Dublin to Caracas, Venezuela, via London (www.britishairways.com), Paris (www.airfrance.fr), Frankfurt (www.lufthansa.com) or New York (www.aa.com). Air fares start at about €800.

Accommodation

Venezuela’s beach hotels are just as you’d imagine a Caribbean resort to be like — airy, with lots of tropical plants and over-hanging trees, and finished with lovely tile work. Visit www.journeylatinamerica.co.uk for a vast range of package options, or if you make it to Angel Falls, check out Jungle Rudy’s, a really cool, 14-bed hostel opened in the 1950s by a Dutch adventurer (www.junglerudy.com).

Food

Venezuela produces some of the best coffee in the world, and its empanadas (fried bread stuffed with chicken or meat) and arepas (white corn cakes) have the taste of more about them.

Money

The style of your holiday in Venezuela could be determined by whether you can find someone on the ground to access the country’s black market for currency exchange. You have to travel with euros and exchange when you get to Venezuela.

CRUISE AROUND THE NORWEGIAN COAST

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ADVENTURE BREAK FOR ALL THE FAMILY

Galway’s Hotel Meyrick has teamed up with Wild Atlantic Adventures to offer two nights B&B plus one evening meal and a day of sailing on a 200-year-old Galway Hooker with lunch at €249, or €30 less for a half day adventure. Visit www.hotelmeyrick.ie or call 091-564041.

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Chef and food writer Paulo Tullio accompanies enthusiasts on a Travel Department trip to the south of France in October staying in Cannes with visits to the local market and participation in a cookery class. Cost is less than €800 for the four-day trip. Details on www.traveldepartment.ie

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With departures from Dublin and Cork, the Jewels of Karnataka tour offers a different take on long haul guided tours. The 11-night tour is priced from €1,800 and it takes clients off the beaten track. In part it’s a full board job and travel is anytime between now and September; www.incredibleindia.ie

OCTOBER SPECIAL FOR SOUTH AFRICA TREK

Kruger Park will be one of the highlights in a South African October special from Cork-based Focus Travel. The October 13 departure (14 nights) is priced at €2,495 with Dublin or Cork departures and features visits to Soweto, and Robben Island. Tel 021-4320898 or visit www.travelfocus.ie

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