'Men have blatantly insulted me, my family, and my choice of career, but in a hilarious way'

I think it’s fair to say that, as a nation, we are terrible at flirting.

(Except for me. My problem is that I’m too good at it and I need to remember that small children and people so elderly they can remember rationing during the Second World War are not the target market for my double-entendres.)

Irish people don’t flirt with one another, we identify each other’s weak spots and mercilessly mock one another for them.