Protestant abuse history has been swept under the carpet

WE put on our hats on a Sunday morning and march off to church with faith in our hearts and smiles on our faces.

We’re the Prods, you see. We don’t abuse children. We’re too busy making chutney and lemonade.

But as for the Catholics? What do you expect when you put men in dresses and tell them they can’t marry? You’re bound to get child abuse, aren’t you? Of course you are.