Prime Irish beef for sizzling farmer calendar

With their flat caps, half tans, and muddy shoes, farmers might be an unlikely choice of pin-up, yet every year thousands scramble to get their hands on the Irish Farmer Calendar, ogling the prime Irish beef within.

But the cattle’s out of the bag this year, and plans are being made to export our Irish beefcakes to a brand new market.

A book, featuring the last seven years of our largely topless farmers, is set to be published in the US, just in time for St Patrick’s Day.