SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Forget foetus frenzy and focus on actual children

SO, Ireland. This is it. This is the week where the present cleaves from the past, like those bits of rocket that fall away as the rocket gathers momentum. That rocket is the voice of Irish women.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Shush now and don’t be making a fuss

I once received a card of a cartoon stick man standing on top of a flattened cartoon stick woman.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: ‘Life is, after all, yin and yang’

You couldn’t feel rage up here – or even mild irritation – no matter how hard you tried, writes Suzanne Harrington

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Don’t turn away from reality of begging

There is a beggar in the town where I live who appeared on a BBC reality series about beggars.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Keep calm and don’t stress yourself out

It’s stress awareness month, in case any of us were unaware of what being stressed feels like.

 

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: No thanks, Barbara. I’ll have what he’s having

In a charity shop, I stumble across a copy of Barbara Cartland’s 1962 socio-cultural masterpiece, Etiquette Handbook: A Guide To Good Behaviour From The Boudoir To The Boardroom.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Duvet days would’ve been a lot less hassle

So retrograde has Mercury turned out to be that I have found it safer to remain mostly under the duvet, for fear of encountering confusion, delays and frustration, writes Suzanne Harrington

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Great days ahead as it all gets a bit Stormy for Trump

Behold, Stormy Daniels is risen! From behind an unsigned — therefore legally invalid — non-disclosure agreement, the porn star walks amongst men, making the orangest one squirm and quake in his handmade shoes.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Ant’s addiction issues can happen to anyone

You have a fantastic life. Not just averagely good, but really bloody good. You have a job that involves fooling about with your best friend on the telly, and getting paid tons of money for it, writes Suzanne Harrington

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Would punk happen now? Would rave?

Ever wanted to know more about, say, Marxist ideas of alienation or the situationists, but couldn’t face reading actual Marxist or situationist theory? Well now you don’t have to, writes Suzanne Harrington.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: What do women want? Let me tell you about it

What do women want? A report published in London just in time for International Women’s Day, asked 8,749 women this question.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Women are many things, not just mums

Mother’s Day, like crinoline and the pay gap and sending your sons off to die in a war, belongs in the past, writes Suzanne Harrington

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Too sexy for my yoga pants

Have you ever done Malasana — squat pose, like you are peeing in the woods — while wearing track pants, asks Suzanne Harrington

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