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Ask Audrey: It's a shame to fly so far to see a dangerous wasteland – particularly when you live so close to Carrigaline

Hey. I’m rich but sound, which is why I bought a 2009 Opel for driving up to my tennis-outreach programme in Churchfield, because arriving up in my Merc SLK would be shouting “You people are beneath me”

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Ask Audrey: How to sort out Norries in your back yard

My cousin has his ear to the ground on the real estate scene around town.

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My neighbour is a leading light in the insurance game, even though he never played for Cork Con

I’ve started seeing this delightful senior citizen like myself, I met her on a dating site called All My Own Teeth.

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'My niece did a degree in Gender Studies - her father cried for three months'

I’m part of a very exclusive group on WhatsApp called Montenotte Women in Volvos Who Only Eat Vegan Food Made by Rich Protestants. #Elite.

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Ask Audrey: How could you possibly love someone from the midlands?

Audrey has been sorting out Cork people for years...

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