So much for getting one’s just deserts from Santa. 

Arlene Phillips make her return as a BBC dance judge tonight as eight celebrity acts battle it out in the final of BBC1’s 'Let’s Dance For Sport Relief'.

WE might’ve been better off if Arsene had been banned from the dugout instead of Fergie?

YOU don’t need me to tell you that this one hell of an expensive week, although I concede my own particular expenses sheet is probably a tad less onerous than yours, dear austerity-packaged reader.

WATCHING Welbeck, Gibson and Evans had me humming ‘if the kids are United’ as of old. It was a record we used to enjoy at OT almost a generation before some of them were born.