Sun, 19 Feb, 2017
When Mark Hayes moved from Cork to LA for fame and fortune, he ended up hanging out with Robbie Williams — on a yacht in the Caribbean.
Sat, 17 Sep, 2016
When Mark Hayes moved from Cork to LA for fame and fortune, he ended up on the same football team as Robbie Williams. So he had the celebrity friends - but no sitcom. Here he writes about trying to make it in Hollywood. His latest coup? A comedy.
Sat, 28 May, 2016
Mark Hayes continues his regular diary of a Corkman in LA with a survival guide to Lent and St Patrick’s Day in Hollywood – think Mardi Gras with green hats and leprechaun suits.
Sat, 12 Mar, 2016
Sat, 20 Feb, 2016
Sat, 21 Nov, 2015
Sat, 14 Nov, 2015
I am surrounded by idiots, swimming in a sea of morons, stuck in a swamp of complete and utter dopes. Welcome to America.
Sat, 07 Nov, 2015
You see a lot of things in West Hollywood. Today, for example, I saw a hefty, blimp-shaped man wearing nothing but a long brown wig and pink thong bikini while cycling his bicycle.
Sat, 03 Oct, 2015
HOW long until this person goes crazy on me? is a fun game I like to play in Los Angeles.
Sat, 26 Sep, 2015
So, great news: I’m being evicted. Nice. Got an eviction notice yesterday from my landlord.
Sat, 19 Sep, 2015
So there I was, Sunday night, somewhere in the Hollywood Hills, about three in the morn, drunk as a skunk, debating whether or not to jump out of this moving car.
Sat, 29 Aug, 2015
Ahead of his new column in Weekend, Mark Hayes, the Corkman-turned-LA- local who hangs out with Robbie Williams, puts together a handy how-to guide on what to do when you meet a celebrity.
Sat, 22 Aug, 2015
There’s nothing like an insider’s guide to a city. Enter Mark Hayes, the Cork man who moved to LA and ended up hanging out with everyone from Robbie Williams to Robert Sheehan.
Sat, 04 Jul, 2015
Mark Hayes is hot and bothered in LA as the pressure mounts to get his body perfect for the beach.
Mon, 04 Aug, 2014
When he moved to LA and made it big, hanging out with the likes of Robbie Williams, Mark Hayes expected a bit of begrudgery back home. But on his last visit to Cork, it was like a different city...
Fri, 02 May, 2014
IMAGINE you are a fish, swimming in an ocean filled to the brim with other fish who are a lot like you but better in many ways. And instead of not wanting to be caught, you, the fish, are desperate to be reeled in by the fisherman.
Fri, 24 Jan, 2014
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