Throughout the ‘90s Mystic Meg had a 45-second slot on the UK’s National Lottery Live show where she predicted facts about the future winner.

Future contestants on ‘The Apprentice’ will be forced to sign contracts giving up their “moral rights”.

“FORGET Electric Picnic, go to Knock”. The appeal to the young people of Ireland in a Catholic publication last week was about as worthwhile as asking Archbishop Sean Brady to have his tarot cards read by Irish Psychics Live.

PUNTERS at Southwell were left scratching their heads yesterday when Tioga Gold produced a 125-1 shock in the Pontin’s Holiday Handicap.

IAN WOOSNAM isn’t one for curveballs, so it didn’t require Mystic Meg to figure out his pairings yesterday as Europe’s fine-tuning continued ahead of the Ryder Cup.