Some people, for example, are relaxed about past lovers and sharing previous sexual experiences. Others find it hard to hear about exes. The way that someone has been brought up, and differences between cultures and nationalities, can really affect sexual communication.
In the same way that different countries have different understandings of premarital sex, the age of consent, homosexuality, masturbation and other sexual behaviours, a person's comfort or discomfort around sexual communication is often reflective of the culture they have been brought up in. The Dutch, for example, have much better sex education programmes than we have, and because they focus on empowering young people to make good decisions and set sexual boundaries, young Dutch people find it easier to talk about sex than their frequently tongue-tied Irish counterparts.
While straightforwardness is a great quality when it comes to sex, a pragmatic approach can sometimes feel a little too clinical. Sex is one of the most magical, emotional and life-affirming of all human experiences, but as soon as you break it down into its component parts it can become a bit of a biology lesson.
Although communication styles are as varied as individual people are, when it comes to sex, humour is a universal common denominator.You can get stuck, fall over, or break wind, so a good sense of humour is absolutely crucial. I suspect one of the issues for you is that your girlfriend takes a rather serious approach to feedback. If she were to lighten up a little it might feel more like appreciation and less like a Trustpilot score.
And that is another point. Even though your gilrfriend's feedback sounds as if it is positive, I completely understand why you don't want to feel as though you're being given marks out of ten when having sex. Everyone wants their partner to be in the moment. The jarring aspect of her post-coital appraisals is the fact that, while you were absorbed in what you thought was a mutually satisfying sexual experience, some part of your girlfriend's brain was busy taking notes. I think you would be perfectly within your rights to point out that you find this hard.
Hopefully, being a direct person, she will take this feedback well. If this feels too blunt for you, you could try making a quiz for each other about your likes and dislikes; turning the focus on your mutual enjoyment should take the spotlight off you. You could have questions about how and where you like to kiss, what is your most erogenous zone, what is your favourite position, how long should foreplay last, when is your favourite time or favourite place for having sex etc.
If it felt right, and you're having fun with the quiz, you could add a question about your favourite post-coital activities. This will hopefully provide the opportunity to tell her, in a lighthearted way, that feedback isn't yours.
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