Sorry to be sexist, but the most dangerous drivers have always been men, writes Terry Prone.
Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, probably looked even more like a monkfish after his Land Rover turned over last week and he had to be pulled out through the roof.
And if you believe it disrespectful of me to so describe him, I would gently point out to you that the description originated with his wife, Queen Elizabeth.
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