WATCH: David Luiz scores the flukiest goal ever

Brazilian Sideshow Bob impersonator David Luiz currently plays for French side Paris Saint-Germain and last night helped them win their Champions League group game against Shakhtar Donetsk.

The French champions cruised to a 3-0 victory in Ukraine, with Luiz scoring the second goal.

A goal is a goal, even if it goes in off a player’s backside, but we have to say this one in particular looks like a complete accident.

Here it is from behind the goals, recorded by a fan in the stands.

Don’t even try to pretend you meant that David, seriously!

Still counts though, and the former Chelsea defender quite rightly celebrated like a pro.

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