This crime against marriage appears to have happened in 2015, but the pictures are going viral in recent days thanks to Twitter account @Full_KitWanker.
This devoted Arsenal fan loves his club so much he got married in a full team kit, right down to shinpads and wrist-bands.
It gets worse. pic.twitter.com/3dU8xFLXXE— Full-Kit Wankers (@Full_KitWanker) January 18, 2016
He even went with a classic footballer hairdo to complete the look.
Why didn’t his bride put a stop to it, you ask?
Well it appears she was fully onboard with the whole thing, going so far as to coordinate her and her bridesmaids’ dresses to match.
Greater love has no woman we reckon, than to tolerate this carry-on.
And don’t for a second think he regrets his choice of outfit; he has this shot as his profile pic on Facebook.
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We have no words.