I had similar issue myself! I was in our local supermarket (not one of the Germans, I’m better than that) at 9:30 am yesterday and the girl said I’d have to wait to buy booze. I said, fine, I’ll wait. She said, what are you going to do for the next hour. I said, imagine My Conor at home minding the kids.
I love the way you believe I’m pretending. This lockdown is going to make things difficult for a lot of couples. I told my Conor we needed to start social distancing. He said, there’s no way I can give you sexual pleasure from two metres away. I said, that’s not what you claim on your Tinder profile. #Boastful