It’s getting competitive on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Can Remember Your Dress Size from Last Year. We’ve all decided it’s a ‘no’ for foreign holidays this year, because what’s the point of looking smoking hot in Cork Airport if you have to wear a face mask. Not to worry — buying a tent and roaming around West Cork is ‘SO NOW’ on the Douglas Road it’s nearly as popular as opening a dodgy bank account in Luxembourg. You’re talking total, total hippy vibe, but this is Douglas Road so you’re toast if you don’t buy a tent that costs more than a row of houses in Carrigtwohill. So, where is the best place to get a tent that will ram my wealth down other people’s throats?– Jenni, Douglas Road.
But then me brother, Smooth Seamus, says nah, it’s Cork or nathin’, they’re better lookin’ and more liberated and all that. So like, Kerry or Cork, what’s it to be if you’re a sex mad single guy packing a Donegal accent? – JP, Letterkenny, are you single yourself, hey?