It’s over to Lady Gaga to own the stage at this year’s Superbowl.
And while we’re sure her half-time show will be worth staying up for (yes, and the actual football, we’re sure that will be good too), we have one issue: no-one’s ever going to beat Beyonce’s performances from 2013 and 2016.
Why? Well, we have a few pointers.
Her entrances are *speechless*
Who else would have poses as fierce as this in front of 100 million viewers?
Is there literally any other performer who could pull of these dance moves on a field?
Who moves like that in heels? Seriously…
It’s unlikely there will be a woman playing a guitar that’s on fire.
Talking about fire, Beyonce herself as on fire at one point. Look…
Does anyone else have a chance of getting the rest of Destiny’s Child on stage? Nope, obvs not.
There was just SO much energy
give me a vodka redbull n i feel like beyoncé at 2013 super bowl— caits ♏️ (@_caitlinlongden) January 29, 2017
And that, friends, was our ode to Beyonce.