Bond or BS: Which of these ridiculous Bond girl names did they actually use?

The 24th Bond film Spectre is almost upon us, and with it will no doubt come a few more notches on 007′s bed post.

In recent years the institution of “Bond girl” has (mostly) managed to shed the smutty, thinly veiled misogyny of earlier films. But while James’s relationship with women has improved, the hilarity of the Bond girl’s names has sadly decreased.

We look back at some of the daftest Bond girl names of yore, with this quiz asking whether these creations are real or too innuendo-laden for even Bond writers to stomach.

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