SUZANNE HARRINGTON

SUZANNE HARRINGTON: I’m fed up with complaints about public breastfeeding

YOU won’t be getting anything Christmassy out of me this week, because I’m nonplussed by the news that feeding your baby and having a wee are one and the same. 

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Black Friday. Cyber Monday. Save us from these American exports.

I was just starting to slightly get over the whole idea of Christmas – reasoning to myself in soothing tones that really, it’s not that bad, is it?

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: A rotten system that fails to protect black people

An unlikely link between the museums of South Kensington and the protests in the US city of Ferguson has been revealed.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Sperm bank mix up leaves all-white lesbian couple with mixed-race little girl

JENNIFER CRAMBLETT and her partner live in Uniontown, Stark County, Ohio. Farming country. 

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Denmark is one of the all time happiest places on earth. Why? They share nicely.

My favourite ever definition of humanity is “a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud suspended in endless nothing”. 

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Chapter and Verse on the perils of news books

THE film director John Waters – Baltimore’s beloved Pope of Trash, with his pencil thin moustache and fine eye for comedic sleaze – is a massive bibliophile.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: No single men allowed: Important etiquette for attending a swingers party

Given the recent hoo-ha about a swingers gathering in a well known Cork hotel, I feel it my duty to share some knowledge. (I know – Cork and swingers in the same sentence. Oh how Ireland has changed since I last lived there. Back then, you couldn’t even buy a condom).

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Dick, (sorry, Brian) goes underground for love

A man called Brian Somethingorother has written something or other called How To Meet Women On The Subway. A manual on how to bother commuters in possession of vaginas? A dating guide to harrassment?

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: At last, a decent female sociopath!

So have seen Gone Girl yet? Lots of us have already read the book.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Plight of rough-sleepers brought home to me

IT’S been glorious, but it’s over. The late summer, I mean. Boo hiss, now we have to think about wellies and hats and waterproofs, and cycling becomes a rain-lashed ordeal rather than a sunny pleasure.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Hendricks sells women short by flogging cat food

CHRISTINA Hendricks is many things: a goddess; an award- winning actor (from Joan Harris in Mad Men to Blanche in the movie, Drive); Vivienne Westwood’s perfect muse, all red hair and milky skin.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: Time to find work and give up being member of Endies

READING a Sunday paper last weekend I discover I belong to a demographic known as Endies – Employed No Disposable Income or Savings.

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SUZANNE HARRINGTON: No need to shout about benefits of vegetarianism

READING Hadley Freeman’s wonderful book Be Awesome: Modern Life For Modern Ladies, you will come across The Ten Commandments Of Being An Unannoying Vegetarian.

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